the start of something semi nebulous and entirely mediocre

welcome to the sordid and muddled (sorduddled, sorta) mind of the sheez.

my intentions for this place are entirely unclear at this time and may remain so, but please don't let this discourage you from peeking in the window as you walk by. internet & voyeurism are like fred astaire & ginger rogers. but with more nudity and less tap dancing.

i was dubbed delsheez on a mild spring day in the early-mid 90s. i was wearing converse and a plaid flannel and probably some pants. the events of that day are insignificant, as (arguably) were a lot of things in middle school, but the output, small as it may have been, stuck. that fine, fiiiine day, i woke up a lauren and went to sleep an int'l [gawky] girl of mystery.
as i am a hybrid of two worlds, i had been given a surname from a far away land that was--though disyllabic and seemingly simple--uncommon in california, at least among progressively hip (?) socal tweens. in that circle, at that time, everyone was an "eez". and thus the delsheez was born.

so who is this ever-so-humble delsheez? what kind of freak exists behind this blessed decade-long alias? it is my hope that the forthcoming nonsensical words/tales/rants/run-on sentences will begin to illustrate the contents of such a meticulously deranged mind.

watch this space.